'Cause they were too busy smokin' dope. Dawn Wells, aka Mary Ann, was recently convicted for possession of marijuana and will be serving 5 days of jail and 6 months of unsupervised probation.
See kids, smoking grass really does stunt your growth.
Hmmm, it all makes sense. The S.S. Minnow couldn't get repaired in 3 years, in one episode the Professor thought the island was sinking, and they all claimed that a monkey showed them how to make explosives. Mary Ann, in particular, wasn't new to the dangers of drug use apparently. One time, she had an incident involving poison mushrooms. Maybe when she is in jail she can protect herself by making a shiv out of a piece of bamboo and some coconut husks.
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