can you tell me how to get the hell out of here

In a true story, the Sesame Workshop has been forced to reduce it workforce due to current economic realities.


It's easy to make a connection between unemployment and violence. I never would have guessed that it would happen on my street.

I always knew that Elmo stalking the poor New Yorkers who work in Times Square would led to more dangerous crimes. What a creepy bastard.