5.28.2008

he said, mew said

You may remember that last year I reported to all of you the heartbreaking story of the poor but unadoptable feral cats at JFK. Well, the story continues.

Setting:
JFK Airport

Characters:
The Port Authority
Feral cats
Mayor's Alliance for NYC's Animals

Synopsis:
Feral cats are running amok at JFK and the Port Authority is up to it's old hijinks again! The Port Authority claims the cats are a danger to the airplanes and air traffic at the airport, and they want to run them out of town. The cats don't think they're doing anything wrong. Oh, no! Who can save the cats now? Will the Mayor's Alliance for NYC's Animals be able to help the cats? Will the Port Authority have a change of heart and let them be? Will the cats pick up and move to LaGuardia? Who knows what's in store, when you pit a bureaucratic agency and an unhousebroken gang against each other.

Where's Bob Barker when you need him?

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