knit 1, goth 2

Apparently, crafts are very goth. I was trying to look for a Halloween-related item (like a trick-or-treat bag) that ipj could knit for me (shh, don't tell, he doesn't know it yet) and I came across the site "the anti craft." Yes, even you can make your very own asphyxia choker, beaded pendant of blindness and insanity, and vd surprise (who knew that a surprise vd was goth?).

Upon further investigation I found and decided that I wanted this. But then I thought, if only ipj could knit me some counter space in my bathroom for this to go on. Then my life would be fulfilled for the moment.